shmoits 

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

shmoits by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019

Shmoist 

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

Shmoisht

Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist

That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!

Shmoisht by Pen15land September 18, 2014

shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Shmoitz 

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

Shmoitz by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

Shmolts by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008

shmoitz 

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

shmoitz by jrpigz May 1, 2009