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not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.
After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.
Shmoist by So Shmoist August 11, 2010
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Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist
That was shmoisht!

That sex was shmoisht!
Shmoisht by Pen15land September 18, 2014

shmoisted 

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.
She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!
shmoisted by silly lily! July 30, 2010
The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.
For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"
Shmoitz by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018
Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.
Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.
Shmolts by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008
They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.
Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.
shmoitz by jrpigz May 1, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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