Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

by jrpigz May 1, 2009

Shmotz

Another term for (the action of) smoking

“you guys tryna shmotz?”
“yea, you got bud?”
“does a bear shit in the woods?”
“not if he’s at sea world.”

Smoke

by Jersey Boys January 15, 2018

holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

shmootz

V. Any type of physical contact of a somewhat sexual nature with a member of the opposite sex. such as; kissing, making out, any kind of base and any form of "-job"

See "Shmootzen"

Chuck-"Did you see Franciny McDingle last night?"
Ralph-"Ya sure you betcha, I would shmootz her brains out."

Ralph- "I'm hanging out with Jalliqua tonight"
Chuck-"you finally gonna get some shmootzen?"

by shmorgensborgen July 11, 2010

Shmotz

Keyboardist for the band Mushroomhead.
He and the rest of the band own.

Shmotz can I lick you?

by Strawberry Gashes March 27, 2004

shmoltz

universal swear-word.

shmoltzing

liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.

by mmeree14 January 19, 2008