Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie March 17, 2018

shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

by jrpigz May 01, 2009