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1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.

2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Waking up late to take my brother to work in the morning, I had to refrain from taking a shomitiss in my car because I forgot to use the bathroom.
Shomitiss by AAAICP July 23, 2010
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somiiss is one of the funniest, amazingly talented, and beautiful person in the world. if you haven’t followed them on tiktok yet, you better.
you : who is somiiss?
an amazing person: the best person in the world.
somiiss by Pluto Child 134340 December 22, 2020
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she/he/they/ is/are a unique person,
having 3102 followers on tiktok. *made by @mhmjisoo on tiktok
somiiss is unique and thats on periodt
somiiss by mhmjisoo December 22, 2020
A kpop tiktokker and youtuber thet posts mostly fancams on tiktok.
”Did you see somiiss new tiktok?” ”Did you know that somiiss has a a youtube channel?”
somiiss by Elkelx December 22, 2020
The definition of the word Shomits is taking a shit and vomiting at the same time.
He woke up 7:30 am Sunday morning after drinking a lot Saturday night. He started to take a shit and in the middle had to vomit, immediately following he continued shitting. Now that is what I call a serious case of the Shomits.
Shomits by Mackinaw June 10, 2013
They are the smexyist kpop Stan on earth 😫
somiiss Is so smexyyyy
somiiss by Yejitoes December 22, 2020

shomiting 

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.
Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.
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