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Shmilk
Person 1: “dude I’ve had nothing but alcohol for the past few days”
Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”
Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”
Shmilk by Blankurchin31 May 12, 2022
shilkworm
an anthropomorphic anime girl with the lower half of a silkworm
nyanners original character (c) nyanners I DO NOT OWN also do not steal
shilkworm says stuff like "i-... i'm a shhiiilkworm! ... i'm gonna produce a lot of shhhilk!!" and she makes a lot of cute noises and wiggles around like a worm
she transforms into a silkworm also
no word on whether "shilk" is meant only as a cutesy way of saying "silk" or if it has any correlation to the existing urban dictionary definition of shilk
nyanners original character (c) nyanners I DO NOT OWN also do not steal
shilkworm says stuff like "i-... i'm a shhiiilkworm! ... i'm gonna produce a lot of shhhilk!!" and she makes a lot of cute noises and wiggles around like a worm
she transforms into a silkworm also
no word on whether "shilk" is meant only as a cutesy way of saying "silk" or if it has any correlation to the existing urban dictionary definition of shilk
"that's why I want a shilkworm
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're shilk wooorm
you have a worm tail
makes me wanna set sail
wanna sniff that shilk trail
uncensored hentai"
-nyanners blurred lines parody (c) nyanners
I know you want it
I know you want it
I know you want it
You're shilk wooorm
you have a worm tail
makes me wanna set sail
wanna sniff that shilk trail
uncensored hentai"
-nyanners blurred lines parody (c) nyanners
shilkworm by geeksotospeak April 3, 2014
Shmickle
A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.
Schmilkies
Random Guy: "Hey take off your shirt so we can see your schmilkies"
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Random Guy in Jerry Springer audience: " Hey Jerry..can we see that midgets schmilkies one more again?"(Actual Quote)
Schmilkies by Poontang Clan May 19, 2008
shpilkis
{Transliteration from the original Yiddish}
Noun:
To 'bounce off the walls', nervous energy without purpose. In English - to be 'on pins and needles'. Common in kids when they have had too much sugar, or adults too much caffeine {or any combination of same}. Kids with ADD or ADHD before they are medicated.
Noun:
To 'bounce off the walls', nervous energy without purpose. In English - to be 'on pins and needles'. Common in kids when they have had too much sugar, or adults too much caffeine {or any combination of same}. Kids with ADD or ADHD before they are medicated.
"Oy, you kids in the back seat! Enough with the shpilkis already, or I'm gonna turn around this car around, right now!"
"Check out the cat, she got into the catnip. Such shpilkis I have never seen!"
"Check out the cat, she got into the catnip. Such shpilkis I have never seen!"
shpilkis by Shpilkis M Katz {I'm not kidding!} February 2, 2006
shmile
shmile by Freak of Nature September 29, 2007
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Boffin
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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