smilky

a combination of smooth and silky generally used to define the coat of a cat.

Damn that cat is smilky

by kingofthieves February 17, 2008

smilky

Not just smooth and silky, but smilky.

J: I was waxing this fine poon last night, dizamn that shit was smilky.

by duplikit January 29, 2003

Smilky

A very smooth poop

That’s a smilky poop

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

Smilky

As smooth as silk; exceptionally silky; silkier than anticipated; silkier than it may initially appear, esp. from a distance or at first glance.

Your legs are always so smilky, Bro!

by iknowyoumissme March 30, 2015

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Silky eyes

The eyes that a member of the opposite sex subconciously gives you that makes you feel as if they want to marry you, buy you a house, and have babies with you.

He was totes giving you silky eyes while we played Dutch Blitz the other night.

by Barly Behr June 19, 2011

silky butt

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"

by dw8177 May 23, 2017