Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shminky

A nickname for the alco-pop Smirnoff Ice.

"I'll have a packet of crisps and a Shminky please mate."

by Bananashark March 20, 2010

shminky

The combination of the words "smelly" and "stinky"

That pile of assorted goat droppings sure is shminky.

by Mallory Hodgkin December 28, 2005

Shminky

A word for a small penis, usually smaller than 3 inches even when erect.

My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon.

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shminky

A right wing person

The Shminky went to shul shabbos morning

by Boochieb November 5, 2023

Shminky

a word you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when they're being too cute to be called by their real name.

"Hey Shminky I love you."
"Aww I love my Shminky more!"

by ShminkyLover69 December 12, 2023

shminky dinky

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick

dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!

by miney bands October 18, 2022