Shmesticles
Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009
Words you can keep
Swesticles
1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.
1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.
Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007
Related Words
Symmesticles
N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.
"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."
Symmesticles by Idley C. September 6, 2007
spesticles
spesticles by God May 13, 2005
swesticles
A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.
swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005
Shitesticles
When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.
Shitesticles by Pollup January 11, 2008
shrekticles
P1: Woah I connect with your balls on an emotional level!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!
shrekticles by DGiraffe May 14, 2018
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!