Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

Symmesticles 

N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.

"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."

Symmesticles by Idley C. September 6, 2007

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

spesticles by God May 13, 2005

swesticles 

A mixture of sweat and testicles. Appears in the frontal region of the body where the testicles are located.

I got some nasty swesticles going on today.

swesticles by wanger April 7, 2005

Shitesticles 

When a big fat guy steps on your belly and ruptures your intestines. The poop squishes down into you scrotum causing your testicles to get all shitty.

Ah, dude. That guy caused Billy to get shitesticles.

Shitesticles by Pollup January 11, 2008

shrekticles

Shrekticles: balls which are too big to simply have one layer.
Or when you bust an ogre sized nut.

P1: Woah I connect with your balls on an emotional level!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!

shrekticles by DGiraffe May 14, 2018