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Shreksticles 

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.
Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.
I got hit in the shmesticles the other day
Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shredsticles 

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.
Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.
shredsticles by guylee January 21, 2008