Symmesticles

N, a pair of testicles perfectly matched in size, shape, texture or any combination of the three to an uncommon or comment-worthy degree.
"My gosh, I've never seen such testicles. They're so balanced and even and....symmetrical. They are, hands down, the most perfect pair of symmesticles I've ever laid eyes on."
by Idley C. August 29, 2007
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