Shreksticles 

Exquisite green balls that will forever clap your back and pleasure you. The pleasure is immeasurably enjoyable in a very painful way and many people become addicted to it. The only way to keep Shrek’s Shreksticles away is keeping atLEAST eleventeen layers of onions on you at all times.

Bro where are your onions?!

I forgot them…Shrek told me I have one day to get them back before he claps me with his Shreksticles! Pray for me…

Shreksticles by Weestain hearts Shreks lovin March 15, 2022

Stressticles 

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

Stressticles by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

Stressticles 

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.

Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!

Stressticles by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

shrekticles

Shrekticles: balls which are too big to simply have one layer.
Or when you bust an ogre sized nut.

P1: Woah I connect with your balls on an emotional level!
P2: Thats because they're shrekticles they have more than one layer!

shrekticles by DGiraffe May 14, 2018

Shmesticles

Testicles--written in a way as to lessen the vulgar sound and meaning.

I got hit in the shmesticles the other day

Shmesticles by Dr. Fanning November 1, 2009

shredsticles 

the testicles which allow one to shred, usually referred to one playing guitar. The bigger the shredsticles, the better the playing.

Yeah his playing is amazing. he has enormous shredsticles.

shredsticles by guylee January 21, 2008

sheepsticles 

1. when your testicles lack testosterone, you become sheepish

2. a resource in the board game settlers of catan

Example1:
dude 1: why don't you eat 40 hot dogs in 1 minute?

dude 2: i cant do it, just can't

dude 1: i am going to kick you in your sheepsticles, if you don't do this

Example2:
dude, i want to trade in my le ores for sheepsticles

sheepsticles by Sapanani April 25, 2010