Shlumbism

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

by Owhdndje October 13, 2023

shkumbim

A dude with a nice jawline probably a hoe in Kik groups but still makes your panties wet and you can't help but love him

Wow did y'all see shkumbim talking to all those girls

by bstephens9457 April 24, 2019

Shlumbus

A word used to describe something as being one of the greatest

Our king is a Shlumbus

by The Urban Leader February 3, 2021

shlumbus

when she slurp on yo broth til you soup

bro last week stacy gave me SHLUMBUS behind the wendys'

by tonythefather June 7, 2023

shlumbis

your fren

Shlumbis loves you.

by Shlumbis September 30, 2023

Shlumbus

A word used for a weird person texting you

Jaylyn is a Shlumbus

by John Karanja May 31, 2020

Shlubism

The religion of shlubs. These obese people's religion is all about being obese and lazy. They worship lions (who sleep for 20 hours a day and have sex really often) and donkeys (this refers to the biblical use of the word "ass"). Their holy places involve tv rooms, couches and lazy boys. The population of shlubs are increasing dratically in North America (United States) and are virtually non existant in other continents. Congradulations! you know what shlubism is!

"I'm going to go worship mules on my couch," says Charles.
"Oh. You must be a practicer of shlubism," says Ranger F-C.
"Yes I am!" says Charles

by Ranger F-C April 12, 2007