sclubism

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noun...
1... the act of clubbing in the slums...
2... or the act of being clubbed in the slums...
causing major loss of motor skills or the equivalence recieved...
3... making no sense whatsoever while trying to communicate...

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"The sclubism in this part of town is deplorable."...

"Look at that poor man, I wonder if he suffers from sclubism."...

"Your sclubism is hendering my path of understanding what you've
written."... :p