Shlubism 

The religion of shlubs. These obese people's religion is all about being obese and lazy. They worship lions (who sleep for 20 hours a day and have sex really often) and donkeys (this refers to the biblical use of the word "ass"). Their holy places involve tv rooms, couches and lazy boys. The population of shlubs are increasing dratically in North America (United States) and are virtually non existant in other continents. Congradulations! you know what shlubism is!

"I'm going to go worship mules on my couch," says Charles.
"Oh. You must be a practicer of shlubism," says Ranger F-C.
"Yes I am!" says Charles

Shlubism by Ranger F-C April 12, 2007

sclubism 

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noun...
1... the act of clubbing in the slums...
2... or the act of being clubbed in the slums...
causing major loss of motor skills or the equivalence recieved...
3... making no sense whatsoever while trying to communicate...

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"The sclubism in this part of town is deplorable."...

"Look at that poor man, I wonder if he suffers from sclubism."...

"Your sclubism is hendering my path of understanding what you've
written."... :p

sclubism by stevonez July 1, 2007

Shlumbism 

The religion of the one and only Shlumbis. Forever giving your faith to our favorite ghostly friend.

Shlumbism is a growing religion soon to take over the worlf

Shlumbism by Owhdndje October 13, 2023