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shlumptasha 

Shlumptasha is a powerful Goddess which has cured cancer and many other diseases. Those who believe in Slumponwallz also pray to Shlumptasha. Thanks to (fatz ellie ary)
Boy: Yo ive been feeling sick lately.

Boy 2: Bro just pray to Shlumptasha shes a goddess who once you pray to she cures your pain.
shlumptasha by sillygoose400 July 19, 2021

Poppy Shlumping 

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.
Poppy Shlumping by Jakemin April 4, 2019

Shrumpshrite 

1. A very dastardly short man.
2. A short man who has temporarily fallen out of your favor.
1. Yeah, Jon is being a real shrumpshrite.

2. Hot damn, what a little shrumpshrite!

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness 

To "shlump" is to dress informally, in a relaxed, casual manner.
Jake looked totally shlumpy in his sweat pants.

Shlumping 

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.
I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!
Shlumping by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

Plump Shlumpin 

Carlos: I'm straight Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kaitlin: I just binged an entire season of The Office on Netflix, I'm super Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kayden: Look at that guy, he's straight Plump Shlumpin