Shlown 

someone who tries very hard to be hot or attractive and ends up looking like a slutty clown.

girl 1: Do you see how that girl is dancing obnoxiously with her glow sticks?
guy 2: Eww.. does she think thats attractive?
girl 1: She looks like........A SHLOWN.

Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010

Shlown 

A clown that is a slut/hoe/prostitute; A slutty clown

Person 1: "Hey did you how the girl was dressed last night?"
person 2: "yeah, she looked like a real shlown."

Shlown by sillysteph October 21, 2010

Shlonga 

a PP bigger than a Boeing 747

Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size

Shlonga by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

shlongshmacked by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlorn Dogs

Shlorn Dogs, a region of mountains in Germany.

Reference from SuperMega (Podcast On Youtube)

yea I spent the summer hiking the shlorn dogs with my old man.

Shlorn Dogs by zuccsucc February 12, 2018

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016