Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014

Shlongered

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shonkey

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005