When you’re eating and watching Netflix with your girl and it leads to getting dogged out from the back.
Joseph: Did you hear Isaiah in the tent last night? The bear shpomped his ass, and he liked it so he pressed continue watching on Netflix.
by Jbriann99 July 19, 2018
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Get the Shoomped mug.Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”
It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.
The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.
The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
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