Shpomped 

When you’re eating and watching Netflix with your girl and it leads to getting dogged out from the back.

Joseph: Did you hear Isaiah in the tent last night? The bear shpomped his ass, and he liked it so he pressed continue watching on Netflix.

Shpomped by Jbriann99 July 19, 2018

Shoomped 

The state of mind after getting no pussy.

“Bro I didn’t get any pussy last night i should made a move”
“Damn you’re shoomped”

Shoomped by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Shlomped

Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.

Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”

Shlomped by MScarn111 July 2, 2019

shoomped 

to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way

''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''

shoomped by tara beach mayc rown cait wong January 26, 2023

Shlomped

When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside

I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it

Shlomped by Philzanot January 17, 2024