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Sklomped 

A synonym for disgusting, disgusted, gross, or soiled
Ugh, the hair of that boy was sklomped.

Ew, this meal is sklomping
Sklomped by Weird_penguin01 March 28, 2024
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The condition of being both hung-over and drunk at the same time. Usually occurs during the beginning of a second consecutive drinking night.
Dude, I'm fucking SKLAMPED
sklamped by Brrrrrrrri Guy! August 17, 2006
When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
Slomped by I_uKe January 30, 2021
Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”

It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.

The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
Shlomped by MScarn111 July 2, 2019
When something is burnt on the outside and cooked on the inside
I was cooking dinner but I shlomped it
Shlomped by Philzanot January 17, 2024