When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.
"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.
Means very very very tired, This word is the superlative of the word “Schlumped.”
It was first used when someone had to explain just how tired they were, and schlumped didn’t do it justice.
The person at large also didn’t use “Schlumped” because he thought it sounded like someone was shitting and cumming at the same time.
Guy 1: “How was the sex last night dude!
Guy 2: “It was great, riveting if you will, but now i’m really Shlomped.”
Guy 1: “Wow! That must mean you’re very tired!”
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)