shlopped 

Incredibly shit faced. Hammered. Point of no return in terms of intoxication.

I had to get tottally shlopped because she was a butter face.

shlopped by carmello d. September 23, 2013

Cobble-shlopped 

1.) (v.) Ruined in a material sense, screwed over.

2.) (v.) intercourse.

3.) (adj.) Extremely drunk

4.) (v.) To get drunk, The action of becoming intoxicated.

Cobble-shlopped, Cobble-shlopping, Cobble-shloppingly

1.) I'm cobble-shlopped, I lost all my money from the bet!

2.) I heard they cobble-shlopped all night.

3.) He was so cobble-shlopped after the party.

4.) We are all going to the bar for Cobble-shlopping!

Cobble-shlopped by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Slopped Out 

When a female has sex numerous times a day and her vigina is stretched out from all the entries. Or from having sex with a guy who has a very large penis.

Man I had this chick last night and she was all slopped out. felt like screwing a jar of mayonnaise.

Slopped Out by Jessica Henderson August 7, 2007

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

Barber Shopped by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

shopped 

Photoshopped; manipulated with an image editor

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

shopped by frothe March 31, 2008

shit-shopped

the act of someone giving a terrible attempt to photoshop their photo. Commonly used for campaign ads for diet pills or for teen girls trying to make there stomach look thinner, boobs look bigger, or teeth look whiter.

Alex: did you see christy's new myspace picture she looks pretty weird

Patty: yeah she definetly shit-shopped that one

shit-shopped by Paterson9434516 June 28, 2010