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Shlippery 

To pour honey on your head like a delicious schlop puppy
Josh Stevens Is a disqusting shlippery dog because he likes to shlipp with his bing box
Shlippery by Steve Clifford February 11, 2004
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slippery 

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.
Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.
slippery by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.
Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.
Slippery Pants by tordenofitami November 14, 2017

Slippery V 

A womens vagina completely soaked, a squirting female orgasm, a "party girl" who could be here and gone in the blink of the eye, a cum filled vagina/creampie
1: Dude when I was eating her out it was defiantly considered dining at the Slippery V 2: Man I couldn't believe how hard she came and then she pulled a Slippery V and completely soaked the sheets! 3: Friend #1 "hey man wheres that smoken hot horn dog girl you've been talkin to?" Friend #2 "shit bro she pulled a Slippery V on me out of nowhere". #3 bro now that I'm fixed I'm able to give my girl a Slippery V every time I get off, for christ sake it leaks out of her the next day!
Slippery V by Dr.JK October 17, 2013

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil 

An impish, creepy little man who enjoys irritating a person to no end by skipping circles around a person, (usually while they're walking) all the while singing bad irish pub-songs, & sea shanties, & being impossible to catch by the person he's annoying.
Bill: Ok ok, HA HA. Cut it out, you're annoying me, & you almost tripped me.

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Now Fiddler’s Green is a place I heard tell, where the fishermen go if they don’t go to hell"

Bill: Enough! Shut up, you crazy little bastard!!

Slippery Irish Skip-Devil (skipping): "Where skies are all clear and the dolphins do play, and the cold coast of Greenland is far, far away!"

Bill: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.
dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko
Slippery Gecko by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

shipper name 

A combination of two peoples' names creating an inventive, new name; usually is original or dead ass funny.
Guy 1: You know Mya and Lucas?

Guy 2: Dude, they both sit next to me in 3rd period of course I know them.

Guy 1: Well, their shipper name should be Myass.

Guy 2: Haha sick bro.
shipper name by Teddyhugs21 August 18, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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