Shlingshlong

A word only meant to be used in public places to get peoples attention. Standing on tables and screaming something weird will get peoples attention.

person: SHLINGSHLONG
rando 1:oh look that person yelled shlingslong so im gonna pay attention now
rando 2: wow im gonna stop everything im doing because that person just said shlingshlong

by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022

SlingSchlong

A wiener so long, one can use as a replacement slingshot if need be.

As David and Goliath fought, his slingshot was broken. He used his Slingschlong to defeat Goliath. Thus, David was made King because of his insane wiener.

by backotruck December 2, 2011

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! January 1, 2008

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Shling Shlong

Someone who bullies someone else and injures them

Finally took care of those shling shlongs they were hurting me

by Brett the shling shlong killer October 4, 2018