SlingSchlong

A wiener so long, one can use as a replacement slingshot if need be.

As David and Goliath fought, his slingshot was broken. He used his Slingschlong to defeat Goliath. Thus, David was made King because of his insane wiener.

SlingSchlong by backotruck December 2, 2011

swongschlong

For the men in the world who have large "schlongs" and carry the ability to swing them around, as if it were a piece of rope.

Latoya: "Tyrone has a swongschlong girl! Have you seen it yet? It's so long!"

swongschlong by WINGODINGO January 26, 2019

Shlingshlong 

A word only meant to be used in public places to get peoples attention. Standing on tables and screaming something weird will get peoples attention.

person: SHLINGSHLONG
rando 1:oh look that person yelled shlingslong so im gonna pay attention now
rando 2: wow im gonna stop everything im doing because that person just said shlingshlong

Shlingshlong by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022