SlingSchlong

A wiener so long, one can use as a replacement slingshot if need be.

As David and Goliath fought, his slingshot was broken. He used his Slingschlong to defeat Goliath. Thus, David was made King because of his insane wiener.

SlingSchlong by backotruck December 2, 2011

swongschlong

For the men in the world who have large "schlongs" and carry the ability to swing them around, as if it were a piece of rope.

Latoya: "Tyrone has a swongschlong girl! Have you seen it yet? It's so long!"

swongschlong by WINGODINGO January 26, 2019

Shlingshlong 

A word only meant to be used in public places to get peoples attention. Standing on tables and screaming something weird will get peoples attention.

person: SHLINGSHLONG
rando 1:oh look that person yelled shlingslong so im gonna pay attention now
rando 2: wow im gonna stop everything im doing because that person just said shlingshlong

Shlingshlong by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019