Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

Shlurpee by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026

raisin slurpee 

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

raisin slurpee by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee 

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

Raisin Slurpee by Loose Stool October 11, 2018

racial slurpee 

metaphor: overt, in-your-face racism / derivative of term ‘racial slur’ and 'Slurpee', an ice-cold flavored drink sold by the 7-Eleven company

We're often served a “reality sandwich”; and sometimes, it comes with a racial slurpee.

racial slurpee by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 19, 2013

Slurpee Sipper 

A person who sits by while another person tries to accomplish something.

President Obama made the reference when talking about Republicans. Said Obama: "We're down there. It's hot. We were sweating. Bugs everywhere. We're down there pushing, pushing, pushing on the car. Every once in a while we'd look up and see the Republicans standing there. They're just standing there fanning themselves -- sipping on a Slurpee."

Newt Gingrich: We need to cut taxes, reduce budget deficit, protect the Constitution, blah, blah, blah....

President Obama: Quit being a slurpee sipper and help us out here!

Slurpee Sipper by RedBeard53 October 21, 2010

Slurpee Run 

When a person craves the taste of the delicious, iced treat so badly, at any random hour of the day or night that they do the very bare minimum as far as looking presentable in public is concerned to run into the nearest 7-11 and splurge on more-than-likely, the largest sized Slurpee it has to offer.

There is such little effort put into looking presentable, in fact, that whatever minor adjustments that the subject has altered about their comfortable, private attire or the very lack there of in order to preserve a “civilized” humanistic appearance usually has the opposite effect.

Leslie hadn’t left the house in several days and was suddenly struck with the itch to go on a Slurpee run, while also figuring she could kill two birds with one stone and fit in a couple seconds of fresh air and sunlight, while in sweet, sweet pursuit.

Slurpee Run by UniQueLyEviL September 23, 2008

Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.

Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!

Slutty Slurpee by The Troll of Polska January 15, 2013