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Shitterporn 

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.
I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.
Shitterporn by cryptonaut October 3, 2017
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shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.
"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.
shitterton by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

shitteroni 

macaroni filled with shit therefore shitteroni
child- mom im hungry what are you making for dinner

mom- delicious shitteroni with tomatoe sauce
shitteroni by fermentedpoop November 14, 2007

shitterton street 

The shittiest street in your city.
Fuckboy: Did you know that Alex lives in shitterton street?
Fagduck: Oh, really?
Fagduck: Fuck that guy.
shitterton street by Shitterton Squad September 16, 2016

shatterpoint 

Shatterpoint was a Force ability in the Star Wars universe that can be used to sense the significance of an event.
The Shatterpoint in that boy is strong, he will lead the fate of an entire galaxy.
shatterpoint by Deedacus February 4, 2020

shitteroonie 

When you fuck up that. bad.
Or

When you’re shitting on the shitter
When your mum shouts your full name“Ah SHITTEROONIE ”
or
When someone opens the door when your mid shit “CLOSE THE DOOR, ILL THROW MY SHITTEROONIE AT YOU”
shitteroonie by Micah Retard December 8, 2023

shitteepong

a hideous, atrociously pungent smell that can cause panic, confusion, choking and very rarely breathing difficulites, but only in concentrated amounts (needs citation) and can hit around 8 to 10 in the King Kong Very Strong Pong Scale which are exceedingley rare.
what the hell is that smell, i've never smelt anything like it. i feel dizzy. 0k Herbie, don't go any further because that smells real strong. i feel like ive got something stuck in my throat. ok Beavis, quick lets retreat before we are overcome, that ain't no pong, that's a shitteepong. run for your lifes.
shitteepong by bradsbadluck May 25, 2026