Shitterporn

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.

I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.

Shitterporn by cryptonaut October 3, 2017

Words you can keep

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.

"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.

shitterton by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

Related Words

Shitterporn • shatterpoint • shitteepong • shitteroni • shitteroonie • shitterton • shitterton street • nigga shitterson • Your day is a shitterton • Shitter Narnia

shitteroni

macaroni filled with shit therefore shitteroni

child- mom im hungry what are you making for dinner

mom- delicious shitteroni with tomatoe sauce

shitteroni by fermentedpoop November 14, 2007

shitterton street

The shittiest street in your city.

Fuckboy: Did you know that Alex lives in shitterton street?
Fagduck: Oh, really?
Fagduck: Fuck that guy.

shitterton street by Shitterton Squad September 16, 2016

shatterpoint

Shatterpoint was a Force ability in the Star Wars universe that can be used to sense the significance of an event.

The Shatterpoint in that boy is strong, he will lead the fate of an entire galaxy.

shatterpoint by Deedacus February 4, 2020

shitteroonie

When you fuck up that. bad.
Or

When you’re shitting on the shitter

When your mum shouts your full name“Ah SHITTEROONIE ”
or
When someone opens the door when your mid shit “CLOSE THE DOOR, ILL THROW MY SHITTEROONIE AT YOU”

shitteroonie by Micah Retard December 8, 2023

shitteepong

a hideous, atrociously pungent smell that can cause panic, confusion, choking and very rarely breathing difficulites, but only in concentrated amounts (needs citation) and can hit around 8 to 10 in the King Kong Very Strong Pong Scale which are exceedingley rare.

what the hell is that smell, i've never smelt anything like it. i feel dizzy. 0k Herbie, don't go any further because that smells real strong. i feel like ive got something stuck in my throat. ok Beavis, quick lets retreat before we are overcome, that ain't no pong, that's a shitteepong. run for your lifes.

shitteepong by bradsbadluck May 25, 2026

More from Urban Dictionary

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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