shitteroni

macaroni filled with shit therefore shitteroni

child- mom im hungry what are you making for dinner

mom- delicious shitteroni with tomatoe sauce

by fermentedpoop November 14, 2007

shittermittens

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack

"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"

by mattimer October 4, 2011

shittercritter

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.

Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.

by Queenula. March 20, 2017

shitternet explorer

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.

Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

by theguyfromtheinternet December 15, 2013

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.

"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.

by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

shitternetting

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.

You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...

by WAMMY! May 23, 2009