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shittermittens 

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
shittermittens by mattimer October 4, 2011

shittercritter 

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.
Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.
shittercritter by Queenula. March 20, 2017

shitternet explorer 

(Noun) A slow, buggy, and overall bad internet browser, made by Microsoft.
Example 1
-This web page's images are cut up
-That's what you get when you use shitternet explorer.
Example 2
-Oh damn shitternet explorer opened by accident. Now it's going to ask me if I want to make it my default browser. Now it crashed.

shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.
"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.
shitterton by daehkcrac October 18, 2020

The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

shitternetting 

Shiternetting is the act of taking your laptop into the shitter and browsing whilst dumping.
You don't really want to see an example of shitternetting...
shitternetting by WAMMY! May 23, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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