Shitsnesm

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.

Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!

by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019

shitstem

system. usually corrupt.

UC has a fucked up shitstem

by ma jones May 26, 2004

Planet Shitness

A place you go to run like a rat on a treadmill in a room of mostly normies but the few hot bimbos you see are all glued to their fucking stupid headphones

When I get off work I alternate between running on the treadmill and weights at Planet Shitness

by D Flawless December 7, 2019

shitstem

What you call the system you are stuck within that is shitty for you (and people like you).

Originates from reggae (1980s Peter Tosh et al.)

I got fired for telling truth. You know dat shitstem.

by J Diceman August 14, 2016

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina April 17, 2016

shitness

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

by Odetta April 22, 2006

shitsermon

fake philosophy, pseudoscience, false narrative without any scientific or pragmatic backing.

I'm sick of the shitsermon of your herbalist. That punk ain't worth the attention bro.

by PolTol March 13, 2020