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Shittens 

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.
DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!
Shittens by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.
I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

shitgeneering 

When your engineering department produces shity work.
The guys at work all produce shity engineering work while working on shity projects.

While Blaine was writing his book Jim was busy shitgeneering a project.

John was up in Australia visiting the job site. That's when he noticed he would have to do some additional shitgeneering on his project.

Boss walked in and saw Dave was playing with his Mandingo and said "quit playing with your Mandingo and get some shitgeneering done".
shitgeneering by BlueCrushBBN January 30, 2018

fagatar the last shitbender 

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.
Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

The Last Shitbender 

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.
John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.
The Last Shitbender by johnnyt12341 January 15, 2010

shittease 

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished
dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.
shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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