Shitsense

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

The Shitsons

Perfect way to describe modern day episodes of The Simpsons. The series was hilarious and fantastic in the ninties but now is totally unfunny and unwatchable. The show's main writers started being replaced 2001-03 and the series started to show signs of low-to-no quality. The movie in 2007 was the only funny thing done since the show started to die. Now the show can be compared to a sick animal that cannot continue living and needs to be put down.

I get so bored when I'm sick I find myself watching The Shitsons a lot.

by gaaraofthedamned July 5, 2011

shitgeneering

When your engineering department produces shity work.

The guys at work all produce shity engineering work while working on shity projects.

While Blaine was writing his book Jim was busy shitgeneering a project.

John was up in Australia visiting the job site. That's when he noticed he would have to do some additional shitgeneering on his project.

Boss walked in and saw Dave was playing with his Mandingo and said "quit playing with your Mandingo and get some shitgeneering done".

by BlueCrushBBN January 30, 2018

fagatar the last shitbender

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

The Last Shitbender

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.

John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.

by johnnyt12341 January 15, 2010

shittease

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005