shitness 

The opposite of sweetness

I dropped my ipod. Shitness!

shitness by Odetta April 22, 2006

shitness 

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

shitness by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

shitness 

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

shitness by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shitness 

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

Shitness by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

shitness 

when something is really really cool

Oh shitness!

shitness by joannabarry October 25, 2008

Shitness 

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

Shitness by Benncm April 20, 2011

Shitness 

Synonym of hot or tight. Used to signify something that baffles the mind.

"I got that shitness."

"Thats that shitness I've been talkin bout."

Shitness by APuett December 3, 2007