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"Yeah, I have to fly from lovely Brisbane to bloody Shitney for a conference"

"I loved living in Melbourne, but got posted to Shitney by work..."

"Canberra always gets bagged out by Shitney residents as they are pissed it got picked as the capital"
Shitney by UCJD December 2, 2011

Shitney Spears 

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.
Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

shitskey 

A word used to describe whiskey you don't prefer.
"how come brandon thinks jack daniels is shitskey?"
shitskey by mavizzle August 29, 2009
The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.
After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...
Shitney by Erin August 14, 2003

Shitsnesm 

A shitsnesm is when one shits/sharts, while simultaneously having an orgasm and sneezing at the same time. It is a combination of relief, pain, and pleasure.
Dude, did you see the Shitsnesm John Alex performed this morning, it looked so painful!
Shitsnesm by LuckyTuba May 22, 2019

Pink shitney

A delicious concoction of pink whitney vodka , mixed with a portion of chocolate milk to make the best beverage on the planet earth
Yo robby, pass me a pink shitney im tryna get shitwhacked!!-mikey
Pink shitney by Robbdawg July 9, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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