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Shitseswa is a luhya name meaning royalty. It originates from Butsotso land in Western part of Kenya. People named Shitseswa are introverts, leaders and foresighted ;their silence draws people close to them, wanting to know more about them. They are funny when close to people they love. They can be easily withdrawn too especially when disturbed. Being loved by a Shitseswa can be the most exciting experience ever!
We cannot have our meeting today because Miss Shitseswa is absent.
shitseswa by Tsarino March 16, 2020
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ShitSexual 

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)
Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community
ShitSexual by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

shitzenwadda

when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit
Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
Person 1: OPEN IT!
Person 2: A Shitzenwadda, I LOVE IT!!!
Person 1: I thought u would!
shitzenwadda by ali gal October 2, 2007

shitsexual 

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"
shitsexual by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

shitewait 

When you're sitting on the toilet waiting for that last piece of shite to drop off the hairs of your arse
Sue: come out jim you have been in there for an hour

Jim: SHITEWAIT!!! Sue you dirty greasy whore
shitewait by cocolover March 30, 2015

shitesaurus 

A person who shits multiple times a day. May shit up to ten times!
James: How many times have you taken a shit today?

Sharlene: I have taken six dumps today.

James: You are my little shitesaurus.
shitesaurus by whopperbar August 22, 2016

shitespace 

Unwanted or unintended whitespace, commonly found when programming but also in prose.
I spent ages tidying up that file for you, next time try leaving out the shitespace when you write it
shitespace by Ca1us January 22, 2018
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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