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Shitsafari 

When you witness or get involved in a messy/shitty situation.
(Involved) Ya'll got me into this shitsafari!
(Conv.)
-Dude, some snitch told Carlito's wifey about his side hoe.
-Damn, there must be a hell of a shitsafari up in his street.
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Sisafarian 

A bullshit word used to describe the origin of an unknown object, used mainly to pretend like you know what the fuck your talking about, when you havent a fucken clue.
*talking about a rock i found on the ground, for some reason picked up, and brought home*

Person A: Why the fuck do you have this rock?
Person B: What are you talking about!!! Thats a Volcanic Sisafarian Rock my grandpa found in Guam back in the 1800's.

Person A: 1800's??
Person B: Yeah he turns 300 something tomorrow. Sisafaian.
Sisafarian by RSP's Crybaby March 27, 2008

shitsatanic 

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.
shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

Shistafargen 

A safe “curse” word to use when stubbing your toe instead of using “shit” and to also make fun of german people.
*stubs toe

“SHISTAFARGEN” I STUBBED MY TOE
Shistafargen by UrMom72829393 October 2, 2021

Shitsamagiggle 

Name for something that doesn't really exist. Not unlike "board stretcher" or "football bat".

Used to mess with someone.
"say that again and I'll flick you in the shitsamagiggles."
"Go out to the shed and grab me the shitsamagiggle. The red one. Can't miss it."
"You dropped your pocket. It fell next to the shitsamagiggle."
Shitsamagiggle by RxOutlaw79 February 12, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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