A particularly girthy poo that feels like it stretches you on its way out - it leaves you clenching your buttocks for half an hour afterwards trying to get your ringpiece back into shape!
Remind me never to eat Branflakes again, that dump this morning was so full of stretchers i felt like i'd been fingered by an elephant!
by mrbruceman March 15, 2009
The act of inserting one finger into the vaginal opening (normally the index finger), and two into the anus (normally the middle and pinky fingers). Also known as the reverse shocker.
Commonly referred to as: one in the pink, two in the stink.
eg. Man, I streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.
eg. Man, I streteched this chick out last night, and she loved it.
by Pam Cuthbank May 27, 2005
a sexual position that includes two men and one female. The goal is to have sex while running. You set this position up thusly:
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
1) Woman lies on her back on a table.
2) One man stick her in either the vagina or the anus, while the other man sticks her in the mouth. This creates the basic hold.
3) The woman then must hold herself up by wrapping her legs around the man who is fucking hers waist, and her arms around the man who she's blowing's waist. This provides stability.
Optional: Men can hold the female up between them with their hands as well.
4)Men take off running, one backwards, one forwards with female suspended in between them. A stretcher position is formed, hence the name.
Dude, me and my bro, are going to stretcher this chink while running a 5k it should be awesome.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
Good for athletes who are tired of the London bridge.
by Life Suxs November 4, 2007
by Andre Young March 20, 2005
to get just unbelievably wasted to the point where you cannot walk and need to be taken out on an actual stretcher
by Brett Scheifele January 18, 2009
an alternative to shook or quaking, however, it’s normally used in the 3rd person, using it for someone who is well known for the thing you’re talking about. You’d use it when you or someone else is either literally or figuratively doing a better job than that person.
by imathottie February 22, 2019
Stretcher: To lay down slabs of rubber, WHILE rolling out a burnout; To lay rubberized destruction, to a (preferably public) road on/in a motorized vehicle; To perform a rolling burnout.
by BAD TA WS6 May 22, 2011