Shitminting 

Shitposting but on the blockchain.

Send me your ENS I’ve got a shitminting I’d like to airdrop you.

Shitminting by Boris Wong January 5, 2022

Shitmisting 

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

Shitmisting by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

Shitlifting 

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.

Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.

Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

shimitting 

simultaneous rapid anal feacal evacuation and violent oral ejection of stomach contents.

Dear Sir, I cannot come into work today as i have been shimitting all night. I think i ate a dodgy kebab after all those pints

shimitting by bruxia November 2, 2010

shitfisting

Repeatedly inserting your fist into one's anus while the victim is shitting.

So I walked into the classroom and found a crowd of retards shitfisting eachother laying fecal matter all over the walls.

shitfisting by funiek March 1, 2014

Shitlifting 

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.

"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"

Shitlifting by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

Shitmining 

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

Shitmining by Bloodypete November 20, 2020