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Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.
Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

shitflinging 

to argue with one or more persons and resort to personal attacks; to shit talk
will you two quit the shitflinging so we can talk about more important things
shitflinging by stutter November 28, 2007

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
John Crick: Shitfinger!
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Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

spotifying

Searching, streaming, and listening music by the use of an application called Spotify.
I heard Mariah Carey will release her debut album in 2 decades. I have been spotifying her songs ever since.
spotifying by malestrom December 7, 2014

Shitlifting 

Shitlifting is a form of mental masturbation, where one talks themself up by talking shit without backing it up with actions. It is a form of stroking ones own ego through words.
Words are cheap, don't say a word, it would only be for validation or shitlifting ones self ownership anyways.
Shitlifting by Caucasian Jesus August 31, 2018

shitfingers 

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"
shitfingers by King Byron August 22, 2008