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shited

1.Utterly fucked, completely buggered, totally cunted. Gone arse over tit.

2.Rosy-cheeked, marinated, pissed as an Irishman.
"Argh argh argh, oh christ, me leg's shited, which fucking comedian put a beartrap in the middle of the High Street?"

"The West Coast trains have been shited at the weekend for months because those Glasgwegian bawbags cannot do an honest day's work, not even if you bribe them with smack."

"My plans to go for a night out and get utterly shited where scotched when I realised I lived in a bleak urban wasteland."
by Oft Disgruntled March 9, 2006
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Shited

The art of being absolutly bolloxed, being completly fucking smashed to the point of poisining yourself and irritating people around you to the extent that they would like to smash your face in with your own head.
"Fuck me was i Shited last night ya cunt!! i know mate you were completly battered out of your twat!! do you remember pulling that black guy in the toilet of that club?
by Isildur100 June 29, 2011
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Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
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tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.
DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!
by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007
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Shitadel

Affectionately known as Citadel, the arch nemesis of WSB apes worldwide.

Shitadel's notable cronies include Vlad the stock impaler and Melvin the divorcee cuck.
Ape 1: Did you see that Shitadel just shorted GME again? It's down 30% today!
Ape 2: Great discount! Just bought the dip!
Ape 3: Strong Hold to the moon!
by Cuckedape2021 March 25, 2021
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utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)
He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.
by Synnojd March 6, 2012
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Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.
This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.
by AllThatJazzo February 19, 2013
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