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shitjunk 

Trying too hard to be thug and say "etc." in a hip to the street beat way.
"Keepin' it real, huh?"
"Yeah. We be hella gangsta and shitjunk."
shitjunk by Rose of Malice December 20, 2008
Related Words
The person who refuses to say hello or good morning to another person or a person just being silent.
Cory is being a Shitduck this morning because he didn't say hello.
shitduck by Shitduckjr March 22, 2017

ShitduckMcFuck 

1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.

2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else

3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation

4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs

5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.
1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"

2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"

3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"

4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."

5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"
ShitduckMcFuck by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017

M'Shit-dunk 

A phrase to describe when a man is well encumbered
Dude my dick so huge, M'shit-dunk!
M'Shit-dunk by Xanbabe June 25, 2019

shitmunk 

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.
I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.
shitmunk by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011

Shitpunk 

(1) Teenagers or groups (such as bands) that think they are so individual because of the "rebellious" brand labels that they buy into to try and be different.

(2) People who won't stop talking about all of the hardcore, edgy stuff that they've never actually done. Not to be confused with, but comparable to posers, who actually think they HAVE done something to fit their chosen label.
That's such a shitpunk band, they don't know the first thing about metal.

Listen to that shitpunk mouthing off...
Shitpunk by TastyRiff April 27, 2009