Shitpunk 

(1) Teenagers or groups (such as bands) that think they are so individual because of the "rebellious" brand labels that they buy into to try and be different.

(2) People who won't stop talking about all of the hardcore, edgy stuff that they've never actually done. Not to be confused with, but comparable to posers, who actually think they HAVE done something to fit their chosen label.

That's such a shitpunk band, they don't know the first thing about metal.

Listen to that shitpunk mouthing off...

Shitpunk by TastyRiff April 27, 2009

shitjunk 

Trying too hard to be thug and say "etc." in a hip to the street beat way.

"Keepin' it real, huh?"
"Yeah. We be hella gangsta and shitjunk."

shitjunk by Rose of Malice December 20, 2008

shitplunk

a person as useless and annoying as the sound of a big turd hitting the water.

Go fuck yourself you fucking shitplunk.

shitplunk by reggin landscaping May 22, 2011

shitmunk 

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.

I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.

shitmunk by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011

shitpunch

The clentching of a fist, and thrusting it forwards into an opponents middle-to-left stomach area. The result is that the opponent will instantly drop all bowel contents.

"I'm Bruce Lee mother fucker. Hi..-ya....shitpunch"

shitpunch by kimwah August 21, 2003

Shitpuck 

When you accidentally kick a pile of dried shit left by a person or animal.

Excellent goal Frank! That shitpuck hit the curb and rolled into the storm drain!

Shitpuck by b4urn March 14, 2020

Shit*Punk 

Punk with no meaning or purposs. Songs can be about anything, as long as it's pointless. The asterik is there to show that "shit" and "punk" are connected.

Note: Shit*Punk is not neccessarily shitty punk.

"This song about doing leg raises is sooo shit*punk"

Shit*Punk by Randy960 November 15, 2006