(1) Teenagers or groups (such as bands) that think they are so individual because of the "rebellious" brand labels that they buy into to try and be different.

(2) People who won't stop talking about all of the hardcore, edgy stuff that they've never actually done. Not to be confused with, but comparable to posers, who actually think they HAVE done something to fit their chosen label.

That's such a shitpunk band, they don't know the first thing about metal.

Listen to that shitpunk mouthing off...

Shitpunk by TastyRiff April 27, 2009

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Shitdunk

Dunking an enemy in shit - animals, humans or any other known form of shit - making them feel totally humiliated.

"When I get hold of him, he's heading for the biggest shitdunk of his life".

Shitdunk by The OJP October 28, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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