shitdink

someone with shit on their dink from fucking another person in the ass. Usually male and skinny.

shitdink by fhead September 14, 2003

shitdickery 

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

shitdickery by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitdik 

anything and everything, one of those words that you use when you cant think of the actual word. however, this word is special in that even if you cant remember the word your supposed to use, shitdik adequately expresses every emotion, idea, action, event, and everything else that ever was, is, and ever will be.

Guy 1: Hey, remember that one scene from Avatar?

Guy 2: yea, the one where they are sitting around the shitdik, talking about shitdik?

Guy 1: yea, its basically the same concept as a shitdik.

shitdik by joe307bad September 29, 2011

shitdickness 

the essence of a shitdick

You have the same the shitdickness as Richard Simmons.

shitdickness by jumbo921 March 7, 2010

shit dink 

One whom has shit on the end of the penis either as a result of inserting it into an anal cavity or just plain filth from not being circumsized.

Hey whats up shit dink,
whoa did you just here that he just called you shit dink
he asked you a question shit dink

shit dink by [e-mail] February 13, 2008

Shitdickonmytits 

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

Shitdickonmytits by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

shitwink 

A mentally impaired, transcendentally abrasive and pusillanimous white male of college age. Frequently intoxicated, boisterous and devoid of all social graces, a shitwink commonly (though not invariably) sports birdshit hair: that is, a heavily gelled, purposefully mussed coiffure, à la mode moderne. His physiognomy is distinctive: dull, vacant eyes coupled with a perpetual, rodentine snarl. In general bearing, his countenance has been likened to that of an "oily child molester" or a "closeted, men's room-haunting frot." His repertoire of vocalizations is limited; moreover, he is seldom heard unless in the presence of other shitwinks, in whose company he freely uses such standard calls as "beer me," "wooo yeah," and "aight." Nocturnal rounds of bestial yelping are also reported--apparently intended as a territorial "warning" to non-shitwinks. Beyond issuing social and territorial vocalizations, the shitwink's time is chiefly invested in the following three activities: 1.) imbibing alcohol; 2.) harassing his peaceable neighbors (an activity pursued only from within the safety of a shitpack and often under cover of darkness); and 3.) lording it over his shitbitch. When alone and exposed to daylight they are timid, quavering creatures. Commonly abbreviated "wink." Cf. "Shitneck"

"Hey, Bill, ain't that a shitwink?"

"Yeah, Melchizedek, that fellow is a shitwink."

"Please hand me that blade, Bill."

"Why, Mechizedek?"

"I'm gonna shank that facking 'wink!"

"Oh! Oh! May I please narc him with this rusty, jagged shiv--by way of a coup de grace?"

"Yes, you may, Bill."

shitwink by Big Butter and Eggs Man (From Waaaay Out in da West) November 11, 2005