shitmunk 

when you shit in a womans mouth and her cheeks puff out like a cute chipmunk.

I just pulled a shitmunk on some chic, then I punched her in the face, and she became a mud bitch.

shitmunk by eddie the wordsmith September 8, 2011

shitmonk 

imaginary creature made of shit that plays in your underwear and leaves skidmarks, as well as tangles up all of the cords for electrical devices.

How the hell did my TV cord get tangled up! It goes straight into the wall, musta been a friggin shitmonk.

shitmonk by bridgeburner216 November 26, 2009

shitmonkey 

1. Sneaky, underhanded, aggravating person; 2. Brown-nosing toady.

1. "Hey, did you steal my lunch, you shitmonkey?" 2. "Better kiss more ass, shitmonkey, if you want that promotion."

shitmonkey by King Mob May 20, 2004

shitjunk 

Trying too hard to be thug and say "etc." in a hip to the street beat way.

"Keepin' it real, huh?"
"Yeah. We be hella gangsta and shitjunk."

shitjunk by Rose of Malice December 20, 2008

holy shitmonkeys 

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed

Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!

holy shitmonkeys by TheKatherine92 November 8, 2011

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey] 

a.) I retarded Individual whom has lost his mind from years of substance abuse, self loathing and/or (not partial to) his therefore lack of knowledge to his born idiocy.

b.) The loud mouth comedian who tries to derive everyone's attention towards a imaginary object, so he can muster up enough balls to flee undetected .

c.) Anyone, or anything that pisses you off! an all out shit storm parade of cursing on some poor undeserving soul.

Shitmonkey Shit - monkey

a.) The guy that sits next to you at the hockey game

b.) A Mime

c.) The guy who dresses up as a purple Tyranni whore- ass - [Rex

d.) Me on to many days up trying to accomplish a unworldly list of tasks.

Shitmonkey [Shit - Monkey] by Duncan McCockinue September 14, 2011

Shitmuncher 

Someone who accepts and broadcasts the dumbed down mass media opinion over thinking for themselves. Often will be overly patriotic and borderline racist. Typically reads a middle market tabloid.

Dan: I Was Born In The UK, So Why Do I Have Less Rights Then Immigrants?

Jake: You don't, why don't you start forming your own opinions based on your own research rather than spouting dail mail readers letters you shitmuncher.

Shitmuncher by dexterchip March 6, 2011