Shit-chan 

Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.

That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!

Shit-chan by Waea March 8, 2023

SHIT CHANGE 

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)

MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."

MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"

MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"

SHIT CHANGE by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

Shit Changer 

Someone who breaks free from the multi-generational abyss, goes to college, gets an advanced degree, and makes changes that will positively impact the generations to come.

She just got her PhD, that woman is a Shit Changer.

Shit Changer by eddieb123 November 26, 2023

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

life changing shit 

When you take a REALLY GOOD shit and it CHANGES you.

Griffen: oh man, I feel like a new man after the shit i just took!

Kayla: I think you just took a life changing shit

life changing shit by Virtual-misfit May 10, 2016

Change-room Shit

The typical gauge of physical 'intimate' relations involves 4 bases. Change-Room Shit refers to all that nasty ass stuff that isn't properly represented by those bases. Such acts are usually given exotic names such as "The Portuguese Windmill" or "The Transylvanian See-Saw."

P1: Hey man, I walked into Pete's room by mistake while I was looking for Sanchez. He was hanging naked from the fan above 2 Scottish midgets and a sheep.

P2: Man, that's some change-room shit right there.

Change-room Shit by MaryV12 March 12, 2012