Shit Bow

An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.

When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shit bow.

by CurbThyself August 25, 2011

shit bowl

The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.

Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.

by B e n October 25, 2007

Shit in a bowl

To take anything that is delicous to eat on its own or with a regular meal and puting it all together in a pot and cooking it and eating. Can also be used as a base for Shit in a Pan, Shit casserole Or shit soup

i put maple syrup, jam, peanut butter ,ranch, bbq sauce, every spice in the cupboard along with chicken, beef, pork, and bacon and pretty much any other supplies in a bowl and eat it to make shit in a bowl

by srhblazin420 November 16, 2009

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.

"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."

by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009

Bowl blitz shit

Toilet warfare via the bum shoot. i.e. poo splattering 360 deg. bombing of poop

Don't go in the toilet bro, shits not going down... it's a Bowl blitz shit

by LardBouye December 15, 2016

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

by P.V.B September 18, 2011