Noun: A
person who is enlightened in the
art of bullshitting. It is distinguished from low
level bullshitters who simply repeat their bullshits daily.
Telemarketer (low level bullshitter): Hi sir would you be interested in buying our product? You need the product to be good looking, to be famous, to be rich, to enjoy life, to survive, and all the good things the world has to offer. It'
s free for the first 30 days....(bla bla bla)
Bolshitsattva: I
don't know who you are. I
don't know what you want. If you are looking for
cash cows, I can tell you I
don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very
long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you shut yourself now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you
don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Jack Azz: (After a
long pause) Good bye. (Hangs up the phone in fear)
