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shitbaby 

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your butt experiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.
UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!
shitbaby by Yabigdumi May 18, 2006
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boohoo sissybaby 

A whiner; one who cries and complains. Derogatory. May also be used as a complete expression.
"He's just being a boohoo sissybaby." or "Boohoo, sissybaby."
boohoo sissybaby by thedookiebuffer September 19, 2008

Shitbaby 

A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.
She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.
Shitbaby by bushmeatburrito September 7, 2016

Shitbaby 

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg
I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.
Shitbaby by ochawan October 13, 2008

Shishabby 

1. A relationship in which pain is pleasure, Typically one in which the female (usually a Haitian) possesses a pain kink, whereas the male (usually an Indian) reciprocates by continuously insulting and harming their partner and also chasing them with random household objects. This type of relationship also often contains a large amount of playfighting between the couple. In these types of relationships, the female continuously denies being in a relationship while also obviously sending hints.
"Hey man, did you hear about that new Shishabby couple?"
"Yeah dude! they're cross breeding!"
Shishabby by Lpsy December 3, 2023

Shitbaby 

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.
Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.
Shitbaby by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024