A particular genre of house music which one would hear in any mainstream UK club with VIP booths and crap champagne, particularly
popular with 20-30 year old men who have a grandfather clock tattoo on their hand,
tight "muscle fit" V neck t-shirts from Boohoo Man and also enjoy Love Island. Usual hallmarks are a generic two
bar bassline pattern at 124 bpm, the same repetitive off beat hi hat, stabby piano chords with zero creativity and an overused female vocal sample usually singing about "
baby I'm losing control, never let it go" or similar.
- "Hey bro, what's this
track which sounds exactly like every other
track on the radio at the moment?"
- "I forget the name mate - could be a
Joel Corry track? Pretty sure it sounds like a generic Boohoo man music track though"