When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023
Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.
Michael: Damn.
Michael: Damn.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 13, 2021
Me: Michael, Northenlion is no Canadian; he's Cana Dian.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?
Me: Definitely.
Michael: How about Justin Bieber?
Me: Definitely.
by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021
Me: Yo Mike, Dougie's comin over tonight. We gon be sippin on that Cogney. You in?
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.
Mike: Hell yeah. I love Henny.
by Somewhat Schizo June 27, 2023
Me: Yo, Mike. Did you see Doug hire those Puerto Ricans to shoot up Jose's club? That shit was donly.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021