Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Adolt

Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.
Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.
by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023
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Lildo

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
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Absolutly

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?
by Somewhat Schizo February 19, 2023
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Aguiliar

A chick who says she can sing Christina Aguilera songs but can't.
Doug: Dude, Michael, You shoulda seen karoake at the bar last night. This chick was an Aguiliar
by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021
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whapeesh

An onomatopoeia you say to insinuate somebody is whipped.
Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.

Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
by Somewhat Schizo April 26, 2022
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Liagnosed

When a doctor diagnoses you with a condition, but they turn out to be wrong.
Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.

Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021
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