When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023
Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.
Michael: Damn.
Michael: Damn.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
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by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021
Me: Hey, Juan. Come hang out at the arcade with me tomorrow.
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
Juan: I can't, man. The wife wants me to take her dad to the airport tomorrow.
Me: Whapeesh. (Makes whipping gesture with my hand)
by Somewhat Schizo April 26, 2022
Michael: Man, the doctor had me on Stratera for ADHD for 8 years, and it turns out I never even had it.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
Me: You got Liagnosed, man.
by Somewhat Schizo September 20, 2021