Double-bitch

When one basketball gets wedgied on the hoop, and so you shoot another ball at it, and happen to somehow make both balls.
Me: Dude, Michael. Did you see Doug the other day? He nailed the elusive double-bitch.
Michael: Damn. Doug is a real hooper.
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Adolt

Someone who is not really an adult, but a grown up child.
Me. Doug, the way you are so immature makes me think you're an adolt.
by Somewhat Schizo July 31, 2023
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Lildo

Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.

Michael: Damn.
by Somewhat Schizo June 17, 2023
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Shitbaby

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.
Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.
by Somewhat Schizo January 15, 2024
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noob character

A character specifically designed to be easier or more spammy for newer players in a fighting game.
Me: Man, Strider Hiryu, Wolverine, Cyclops, Magneto, Jin, and Captain Commando are such noob characters.

Doug: Don't forget M. Bison, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, and Guile.

Michael: Man. You guys are good at fighting games and hoopin? Come on,
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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PG&E

A company that ruins lives and kills people and then never pays their due recompense.
Me: Fuck PG&E.
Anyone who has a brain that lives on the West Coast: Yeah. Fuck 'em!
by Somewhat Schizo September 14, 2021
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Yearnation

The craving to be peed on.
She had the yearnation so I had to R. Kelly her.
by Somewhat Schizo October 29, 2022
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