shitbaby 

When the volume of shit is so tremendous, your butt experiences labor pains. Men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they poop like norse gods.

UUUH---UUUUUNNNGH!!!! Goddamn motherfucker, I just done given birth to a shitbaby! It's a sinking, stinking brown boy! Time to go for a swim thar, junior!

shitbaby by Yabigdumi May 18, 2006

Shitbaby 

A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.

She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.

Shitbaby by bushmeatburrito September 7, 2016

Shitbaby 

-noun
The rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings AND rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

See also shitback and shitleg

I'd better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes - he's a complete shitbaby.

Shitbaby by ochawan October 13, 2008

Shitbaby 

A racial slur for dark black people, used by both white people and light-skinned black people.

Demetrious: You, you seen Tyrone. Motherfucker like Wesley black. What a shitbaby.

Treyvon: Yeah, man. I know what you mean.

Shitbaby by Somewhat Schizo January 14, 2024

Shitabyss 

1.) A never ending hole full of shit
2.) A metephor which can be used in place of: jail, heaven, hell, or anywhere that is fucked up and life-ruining

If Ricky doesn't stop smoking weed and hash he will end up in the shitabyss.

Shitabyss by bm0591 February 22, 2006

Shit Baby 

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

Shit Baby by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010

Shit-Baby 

A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.

Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.

Shit-Baby by McJoselyn March 14, 2009