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Shimoon

N1: Yo you know the Shimoon?

N2: The Shimoon?
N1: Yeah that one, he been my friend for more than 3 years! I'm so glad of what he became.
by shimoonsucka August 24, 2020
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Shimoo

A shimoo is a name for any girl with a last name that starts with sh that reminds you of a cute cow. They dont have to have cow-like features but resemble a happy cow in personality.

Female calves can also be called shimoos and at night if you hear a faint shimooing sound, it means a cute cow is having a cute and happy dream. It is very rare to hear this shimooing sound as it is only made by female calves but if you really try to listen you may hear it, anywhere in the world.
Boy: "Can you hear that shimoo?? can you hear it? can you?"
Mum: " There's no such thing as a shimoo, darling, its probably just the wind"
Boy: " No its rare but I heard it, it was having a happy dream"

Friend: " Hey shimoo,your so cute and happy"
Girl with the last name Shimada: " Aww, thanks
by Kagetora2812 June 10, 2011
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Shimongoo

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.
Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'
by wyndow October 10, 2011
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Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.
Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.
by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005
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Go fugoonga your shigoonga

Bob: Hey, can you do me a big favor?

Me: Go fugoonga your shigoonga.
by 4thandinches January 17, 2014
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Shigoon

Verb: To sloppily pleasure a woman's genitalia while dancing in a public area. Usually executed by severely intoxicated men and women with impaired judgement.
Noun: The act of shigooning
Present: Justin is shigooning that girl.
Past: He shigooned her - and she liked it.
Future: He is so going to shigoon her.

Noun: That was a sneaky shigoon.

Adjective: She came back looking very shigooned
by Megaloathe March 8, 2012
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Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019
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