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Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shampooping 

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
Shampooping by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011

Shampooing the ferret 

a hand job. the up and down movement that simulates a ferret shampoo.
my wrist is sore from shampooing the ferret for about 20 minutes last night.
Beth: What's up Derek?
Derek: Not much. Just shamaning.
shamaning by Notderek April 14, 2011

Shmooping 

The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar
Shmooping by Dudes23 May 3, 2018

Shampooning 

Verb - The dexterity required act of massaging a girl's hair while simultaneously exploring her mouth. Occurs most commonly in public spaces.
Yo look at Cliff over there Shampooning the shit out of that girl. Are we in a club or a Pantene-ProV commercial?
Shampooning by EBITDeezNutz March 22, 2011