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Verb: To sloppily pleasure a woman's genitalia while dancing in a public area. Usually executed by severely intoxicated men and women with impaired judgement.
Noun: The act of shigooning
Present: Justin is shigooning that girl.
Past: He shigooned her - and she liked it.
Future: He is so going to shigoon her.

Noun: That was a sneaky shigoon.

Adjective: She came back looking very shigooned
Shigoon by Megaloathe March 8, 2012
Words you can keep
another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.
Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.
Shitoon by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

Go fugoonga your shigoonga

Go "fuck your shit", or go fuck yourself.
Bob: Hey, can you do me a big favor?

Me: Go fugoonga your shigoonga.
shagoon shagooned the shagooning shagoons.
shagoon by richard k August 12, 2003

Shigooning 

A combination of taking a massive shit and gooning which shit comes out. If done correctly, both bodily excrement are released simultaneously.
Ethan hadn't taken a dump in 5 days to save up for a massive shigooning session.
Shigooning by D1SHIGOONER March 13, 2025

Shegoonery 

Let’s get up to some shegoonery tonight bra
Shegoonery by Bilo April 14, 2020
N1: Yo you know the Shimoon?

N2: The Shimoon?
N1: Yeah that one, he been my friend for more than 3 years! I'm so glad of what he became.
Shimoon by shimoonsucka August 24, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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